One more Diablo 3 post

Since the internet is enjoying its “Diablo 3” is coming fever, I just couldn’t pass on doing another post about this. Things have pretty much settled, so I don’t think you’ll have to read any more on this.

On a certain forum I usually read, people are throwing their two cents on this. I already talked about what I think of Diablo’s storyline (unbelievably enough, it seems there are people that think that Diablo had a story) – I’m just going to say this to the people saying “How can they make Diablo 3? What about the storyline? I’ve already killed all the three Prime Evils?” – Evil never dies, fuckers! Maybe this time you could take on EA Games or Bush. So shut up and wait.

Passing on – it seems, from the 10-20 minutes of gameplay showed, that the new game is not gothic/Diablo/whatever enough, that is had to bright graphics, it’s too much WoW, the skills are kind of lame, there no mana bar, and so on.

About the graphics part – let’s get one thing straight – Blizzard never had extraordinary programmers. In fact, Blizzard just exists to make a point: you don’t need great graphics, you don’t have to make your buyers get thousand dollars computers to play your game, you don’t have to have a great story. You just need some incredible game designers to get the whole world hooked on your shit. And Blizzard only shits gold; if, by any chance, they feel their shit is just regular old shit, they don’t go to the bathroom.

What’s great about Blizzard it’s that they don’t have to make games to live – WoW has covered them with money, so they could just keep milking that cow and not have to do anything else. But their, like Santa Clause and what to put a smile to our face – so they though “Hey, let’s make these fuckers happy – throw some Starcraft 2 or Diablo 3 and them”

There’s more to be said about this, but I think we had enough Diablo for now. Let’s just hope Blizzard doesn’t stay on forums as much as I do and they don’t wake up one morning saying “You don’t like the pretty colors? Screw you, we’re not releasing Diablo anymore!”

-MasterX
Shut the fuck up Diablo, you’re dead!